WHEN ELVIS PRESLEY TURNED 75
WHAT WOULD ELVIS PRESLEY BE DOING IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE?
- Work with Lisa Marie to establish Graceland as a rest home for aging boomers
- Open a string of waffle houses throughout the South
- Hawk his records on Home Shopping Network
- Perform and record only gospel music with a quartet
- Star in his own reality TV show
- Make rap records with Li'l Wayne
- Retreat to Hawaii and never open his mouth again a la Salinger
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Record a Bob Dylan tribute album
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Become an evangelist with Jerry Lee in Southhaven, Mississippi
- Hang out at women's roller derby shows, daily and continuously
- Buy YouTube and sit there and watch it all day
- Record with the Memphis Goons and then regret the day he was ever born
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